Bat baby -- The ghost of Nightmare Park -- My mother is a zombie -- The creature from the black pond -- The legend of the werewolf -- The curious case of Miss Gorgon -- Frankenteddy -- Mummy the mummy -- The abominable but nice snowman -- The true story of the Loch Ness Monster.

"If you don't like ghosts, ogres, zombies, vampires, aliens, werewolves or mummies, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. Laugh along to these ten terrifying tales of marvellous monsters, brought to you by David Walliams, and illustrated in glorious technicolour by Adam Stower"--Publisher's description.